tl;dr what's about to follow: if you're looking for a blog that distills down to funny and fandom minus actor porn, then hello, friend!

So, without further ado, welcome to me. I'm Graham, by the way. You can call me Cracker if you want. If you don't get that joke, you may not belong here.

This is my personal blog, and it's going to pretty much be anything that catches my attention for about an entire second, because I clearly possess incredibly strict standards.

You are welcome to message me at any time, though be warned, I've been told I frequently get rather verbose. If I do that, and it irritates you, I apologize.

When I have time, I liveblog Formula One races, something a lot of you are probably not interested in. So if you don't want to see me liveblog them, block the tag "leave me alone, I have no idea what I'm doing". If you don't wanna' see any F1 at all, block "F1" and "Formula One". All F1 posts have at least one of those two.

 

archivistofnerddom:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

abbydevil15:

cherishthesugarrush:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

halemartells:

Hi, I have a cell phone account with you guys, and I lost my phone. I was wondering if you could turn the GPS on for me. Name’s Wedge Antilles, social is 2474. Thank you.

The name Sam used, Wedge Antilles, is from Star Wars

Wedge was pressured to join the Rebel Alliance (good guys) but kept saying no because he didn’t want to be a soldier. He left home on a job and came back to find his girlfriend had been killed by the Imperials (dark side). He quickly joined the Rebel Alliance because he wanted to get revenge for the loss of the woman he loved (x)

Dean knew that Sam would identify with Wedge because they share a tragic story

OMG

Supernatrual subtext anaylizations are amazing. 

WOAH

And the Star Wars parallels keep on coming.

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twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

gourmetknights:

remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered

kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."

afadingoctober:

What if nothing happened in Budapest.

Absolutely nothing.

What if Natasha was being sarcastic and we’re all freaking out over the most boring job of their lives.

And Hawkeye’s just sittin’ there saying “oh, we’re screwing with them, I’m cool with that.  I’ll roll with it”

(Source: afadingscream)

I want to _____ you.

barriz99:

nicodianeglo:

bruisedbrat:

tillylikestroye:

the-winchester-initiative:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

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I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

PLEASE, DO IT

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last time was fun

Doubt I’ll get any tbh 😂

psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name