tl;dr what's about to follow: if you're looking for a blog that distills down to funny and fandom minus actor porn, then hello, friend!

So, without further ado, welcome to me. I'm Graham, by the way. You can call me Cracker if you want. If you don't get that joke, you may not belong here.

This is my personal blog, and it's going to pretty much be anything that catches my attention for about an entire second, because I clearly possess incredibly strict standards.

You are welcome to message me at any time, though be warned, I've been told I frequently get rather verbose. If I do that, and it irritates you, I apologize.

When I have time, I liveblog Formula One races, something a lot of you are probably not interested in. So if you don't want to see me liveblog them, block the tag "leave me alone, I have no idea what I'm doing". If you don't wanna' see any F1 at all, block "F1" and "Formula One". All F1 posts have at least one of those two.

 

Anonymous asked
7, 12, 34, 58, 77, 90

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

-Bees.  Bees all the way.  It takes a hell of a lot of bees to kill someone, and they’ll leave you be once you leave.  Bears are strong.  And fast.  I mean, I know they’ll also leave you alone if you get away from them, but unlike a bear, you can actually outrun bees.  

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

-Yes.  Not in any particularly amusing scenarious, but yes.  

34: Favourite kind of sandwich?

-Nutella and crunchy peanut butter is awesome.  I mean, Nutella, though…as far as things that won’t strangle you as they go down, ham and cheese, or roast beef and cheese.  Bit basic, but good, and it’s hard to get tired of it.  

58: Ever have a deja-vu feeling?

-Not really.  The closest I ever came was when I had a weird dream where my dad got a parking ticket, and then a while later there was a day where my dad got a parking ticket and the weather was similar and whatnot, so it was kind of deja vu, but at the same time, it had also sort of happened. In my head.  So really, it hadn’t.  Except it did.  In my head.  

77: Ever been in love?

-Yes.  Not to make this answer way shorter than the others, but…no fancy explanations here.  Yes is, well, yes.  

90: Can you knit or crochet?

-Thanks to the power of the internet, I can do anything!  But if you take away my all-knowing guide, no, I’ll probably just end up stabbing myself trying to figure out how the needles work.  

psychopathic-fallen-angel:

tzorial-fallen-angel:

bassgirl27:

doctorwho:

jellyfishnets:

Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after

and to think I almost scrolled past this…

This is what LSD is like

I stared at this literally for two minutes. This is sooo mesmerizing

(Source: )

Hey look, actual "unique" questions

\1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8: Do you have freckles?

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

13: What about pooped in the woods?

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

17: What size is your bed?

18: What is your Song of the week?

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25: What is your favorite food?

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33: Ever ran out of gas?

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36: What is your usual bedtime?

37: Are you lazy?

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43: Are you stubborn?

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45: Ever watch soap operas?

46: Are you afraid of heights?

47: Do you sing in the car?

48: Do you sing in the shower?

49: Do you dance in the car?

50: Ever used a gun?

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53: Is Christmas stressful?

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59: Take a vitamin daily?

60: Wear slippers?

61: Wear a bath robe?

62: What do you wear to bed?

63: First concert?

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65: Nike or Adidas?

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69: Ever take dance lessons?

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71: Can you curl your tongue?

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74: Own any record albums?

75: Own a record player?

76: Regularly burn incense?

77: Ever been in love?

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

79: What was the last concert you saw?

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

81: Tea or coffee?

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83: Can you swim well?

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85: Are you patient?

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

87: Ever won a contest?

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

89: Which are better black or green olives?

90: Can you knit or crochet?

91: Best room for a fireplace?

92: Do you want to get married?

93: If married, how long have you been married?

94: Who was your HS crush?

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96: Do you have kids?

97: Do you want kids?

98: Whats your favorite color?

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

battorose:

#BuySteveASportsBra2014

I will be that sports bra.  Y’all can see me throughout the next avengers movie, piggybacking this motherfucker and holding his sweet melons of freedom.

(Source: janetvandyne)

lumos5001:

hopelessfangirl:

D: You really gonna go for a drink with me?
C: Yeah! Course I am, why wouldn’t I?
D: I just thought…
C: Thought what?

Doctor Who, 8x02 - Into the Dalek

In which ~someone has a type.

i love how we have all collectively decided that it was a Clara clone that just happened to appear in Captain America

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg