tl;dr what's about to follow: if you're looking for a blog that distills down to funny and fandom minus actor porn, then hello, friend!

So, without further ado, welcome to me. I'm Graham, by the way. You can call me Cracker if you want. If you don't get that joke, you may not belong here.

This is my personal blog, and it's going to pretty much be anything that catches my attention for about an entire second, because I clearly possess incredibly strict standards.

You are welcome to message me at any time, though be warned, I've been told I frequently get rather verbose. If I do that, and it irritates you, I apologize.

When I have time, I liveblog Formula One races, something a lot of you are probably not interested in. So if you don't want to see me liveblog them, block the tag "leave me alone, I have no idea what I'm doing". If you don't wanna' see any F1 at all, block "F1" and "Formula One". All F1 posts have at least one of those two.


"I may not be able to keep up with the dust you leave behind, but don’t you dare try to match me sass for sass.”

(Source: tonystraks)

If a Disney princess had night terrors, the story of Sansa Stark might be what woke her up screaming. Often overlooked in favor of her killer kid sister, the elder Stark sibling has had all her illusions about the world, and her safety in it, shattered. But her quiet, innate political shrewdness and emotional strength have enabled her to survive in a royal court that likely would have cost every other member of her family their heads. She’s the show’s best-kept secret.

Rollingstone about Sansa Stark in their list of top 40 game of thrones characters. Sansa is number 4. x (via tomlincum)

(Source: feministark)










Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.


Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this


This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.





I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

(Source: onac911)

book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus

book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS

book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO

book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS

book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT

book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT

book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD





RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.

^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^

(Source: fluffalos)