tl;dr what's about to follow: if you're looking for a blog that distills down to funny and fandom minus actor porn, then hello, friend!

So, without further ado, welcome to me. I'm Graham, by the way. You can call me Cracker if you want. If you don't get that joke, you may not belong here.

This is my personal blog, and it's going to pretty much be anything that catches my attention for about an entire second, because I clearly possess incredibly strict standards.

You are welcome to message me at any time, though be warned, I've been told I frequently get rather verbose. If I do that, and it irritates you, I apologize.

When I have time, I liveblog Formula One races, something a lot of you are probably not interested in. So if you don't want to see me liveblog them, block the tag "leave me alone, I have no idea what I'm doing". If you don't wanna' see any F1 at all, block "F1" and "Formula One". All F1 posts have at least one of those two.


"Well, I’ve run out of things to look at on Tumblr"

"Reddit has stopped presenting me with new things to look at"


Rinse and repeat.  




can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?


you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam)



My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.


Your URL just makes this 10,000x better


"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you